Superhush…

Real World Awards Part II

Silly me. I thought the Real World Awards were on tonight. It seems they were on last night.

There’s a blog entry worth checking out over at VH1 titled: Real World Stars Lookin’ Real Rough. What’s to be expected though? As these faux-celebs (if you even want to call them that) can’t find work after the Real World, they turn to things like soft-core porn (ahem…Tonya Cooley). Guess you gotta do what you gotta do.

MTV has video and photos from the awards up here.

But, because I know you don’t want to trek all the way over there, here’s the list of the Real World Award Winners:

• Best Brush With The Law: Robin (San Diego)
• Best Dance Off: Johanna (Austin)
• Best Fight: Davis & Tyrie (Denver)
• Best Meltdown: Brooke (Denver)
• Best Phone Call Gone Bad: Jacquese & Robin (San Diego)
• Biggest Playa: Colie (Denver)
• Favorite Love Story: Danny & Melinda (Austin)
• Gone Baby Gone: Irene (Seattle)
• Hottest Female: Svetlana (Key West)
• Hottest Male: Johnny (Key West)
• Favorite Season: Austin (what the fuck?)
• Steamiest Scene: Steven, Trishelle & Brynn (Las Vegas)
• Roommate You Love To Hate: Coral (Back to New York)

What do you think about the winners? I find it strange that season seven is the oldest season represented here. And even then, season seven and ten only had one award each. But then again…do I really care? (okay…maybe a little).